This one got the biggest laugh of the night.
"My friend", I say, "There is no way that anything I draw will look like you if I don't put some sort of a honker on it!.."
"You don't have to tell me, I've lived with this face for 50 odd years!" Just put me on a bike with a Bulldog and G on my sweater!"
(I decide I will draw a NOSE..... with an M&m behind it)
This guy was born to be an M&m...says he wants "Army-man body"
I aint arguing...